In order to avoid his trial date, this drug trafficking suspect put his GPS device on his cat and fled.

The face of a criminal mastermind and the headline I wish I'd come up with. (screengrab via Fox 13)

Diego Martinez-Espinoza was to stand trial in early May for his alleged involvement trafficking 10 kilograms of coke in the drum of a dryer. The judge let him return home until his court date as long as he wore a GPS device around his ankle.

That's when genius struck.

Martinez-Espinoza detached his GPS device and put it on his cat. I guess cats move around a house in a similar fashion to humans except a little lazier and spending way too much time near the sink trying to figure out the magic that makes water come out of it.

Sources: Daily Hype Online