Is that egg on your face, or just tears?

Admit it, you are "trippin" a little bit. (via Butler County Sheriff's Office)

On Monday, The Butler County Sheriff's department in Ohio posted a "wanted" notice on their Facebook page for 21-year-old Andrew Dale Marcum. They described his criminal "highlights" as committing burglary, assault, and "dabbling in abduction."

He also dabbles in not making any sense. In an effort to taunt the police, Marcum logged on to Facebook, and left this comment on the post:

Sources: h/t Gawker | Cincinnati Enquirer