Kim, is that you? (via)
Kim Kardashian may not have succeeded in breaking the Internet a few weeks ago, but she might have actually managed to break this guy's face. Or fixed it, depending upon your opinion of spending $150,000 on medical procedures intended to make yourself more closely resemble a professional famous person. Six of one, half a dozen of the other.
In an interview with The Sun, Jordan James Parke spent a medium-sized fortune to get collagen injected into his lips, Botox injected into his face, comically large eyebrows tattooed in place of his own, and on having his own blood injected back into his face. I don't know what that's for, but it's called a "vampire facial," and Kim did it, so... Anyway, the results speak for themselves: