Turns out Colin Jost can't even watch SNL at home, because his cable box is possessed by Satan. It also wasn't working.

You may have heard that federal regulators recently and mercifully banned a merger between Time Warner Cable and Comcast. Not only would this have created the world's largest cable company and repository of customer service horror stories, it would have made everyone at NBC a Time Warner employee (they're currently owned by Comcast).

Sources: Colin Jost