He's guilty of all seven cuddly sins.
You know what the Internet needs more of? Sloth noises! I didn't even know sloths made noise until I saw this important and educational compilation video of sloths squeaking. That's right. Sloths squeak. Now you know.
We'd all already know about sloth vocalizations if Lucy Cooke of Slothville.com had made this video a little sooner. Cooke is the author of The Power of Sloth, an homage to the wonderfully slow creatures. She filmed these orphaned baby sloths at sloth sanctuaries in Colombia and Costa Rica. Yep, those squeaks are in Spanish.
(by Shira Rachel Danan)