If you've run out of ways to legally discipline your kids, Rusty Fred will help make your kid more mature.

It's been a long childhood. (via A-1 Kutz)

If your kid is acting out, Rusty Fred from A-1 Kutz Barber in Snellville , GA isn't going to let you go to jail for straightening him out. For the low, low price of free, Rusty will give your kid the "grown-up kids special" AKA "The Benjamin Button," which will transform your wild kid into a aging and humiliated old man.

Here's the before and after of a child who Rusty isn't going to let slip through the cracks: