Hollywood is resurrecting "The Craft" because you can't stop time's brutal progress.

Hollywood is resurrecting "The Craft" because you can't stop time's brutal progress.
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They're done pillaging your childhood and are moving onto to your adolescence.

Hollywood is resurrecting "The Craft" because you can't stop time's brutal progress.

My face, about this news. (via Stylelite)

Sony has hired Leigh Janiak to write and direct a re-make of the movie that had you dabbling in witchery through sophomore year, The Craft. She seems to be taking her responsibilities seriously:

Hollywood is resurrecting "The Craft" because you can't stop time's brutal progress.

That's right, this news is bigger than Amtrak AND Prince Harry, apparently. (via Leigh Janiak)

It's not Janiak's fault that the entertainment world is a demented snake eating its own tail. Let's not hate on her; in fact, it's thrilling that a woman is both writing and directing this unnecessary re-make of a cult classic. If you're old enough to have been influenced by this movie, you're old enough to know that life does re-makes of us all. So, instead of being mad/sad like some people...:

...Let's do our first pick for new casting. Lea Michele as Bonnie. Go.

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