Not everyone has the looks for a sexy facial composite.
"Babe, are you saying I look like a greyscale drawing?" (via Distractify)
Distractify had couples describe each other to a police sketch artist, and it resulted in some pretty awesome schadenfreude. At first the women describe the men, and then vice versa. With metaphors such as an "upside-down egg," a "ferret," and a "poor man's Eva Mendes" being used to describe the participants' facial features, no one holds back. Maybe their brutal honesty is a sign of love? Yeah, let's just pretend that's what's happening.