Couples describe each other to a police sketch artist, and of course someone uses the word "ferret."

Couples  describe each other to a police sketch artist, and of course someone uses the word "ferret."
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Not everyone has the looks for a sexy facial composite.

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"Babe, are you saying I look like a greyscale drawing?" (via Distractify)

Distractify had couples describe each other to a police sketch artist, and it resulted in some pretty awesome schadenfreude. At first the women describe the men, and then vice versa. With metaphors such as an "upside-down egg," a "ferret," and a "poor man's Eva Mendes" being used to describe the participants' facial features, no one holds back. Maybe their brutal honesty is a sign of love? Yeah, let's just pretend that's what's happening.

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