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The 25-year-old coffin was found on a street corner in Bushwick, Brooklyn.

This is the first time I've ever heard police use the phrase "not cool." But honestly, it fits. Digging up a decrepit coffin and leaving it on the curb is definitely not cool. Even in New York, where leaving stuff on the curb is understood to mean that it's up for grabs. I don't think anybody wants this for their living room.

Sources: NBC New York