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You're on the right track, funeral home. A nice, syrupy Macchiato is definitely a tasty bereavement pick-me-up. But it's just not good enough. When we are doubled over with sobs over a lost loved one, wondering what kind of God would strike down one of his own children with seeming gleeful abandon, we want some Chipotle. Still, this Starbucks seems worth a special trip, if only to see what the most depressed baristas in America look like. And if anyone complains about the deceased hanging around the funeral home too long, just throw a laptop in the coffin and he'll blend right in.

Sources: KVUE