The only font you can actually masturbate to.

The only font you can actually masturbate to.
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The only font you can actually masturbate to.

Suddenly, we're doubting whether we really know our ABCs as well as we should.

Um, hold on. We're just...trying to think...of words right now. These are letters. They were made by French designer Malika Favre, with help from Guy Woodhouse (we guess you definitely need a guy-girl team for this assignment, although "G" and "L" are appropriately same-sex). They are actually even more distracting on their website, because they are animated. Yeah. You're supposed to write words consisting of writhing, sexy bodies and actually remember how to finish your pinealope. Antelapple. We mean, "sentence." Finish your sentence.
 

The only font you can actually masturbate to.

A is for "awkward if anyone walks in right now."
 

The only font you can actually masturbate to.

D is for "damn, how did they do that?"
 

The only font you can actually masturbate to.

"H" is for, uh, 69. H is for 69.
 

The only font you can actually masturbate to.

G is for "goofin' around." Right? That's what they call it?
 

The only font you can actually masturbate to.

L is for "'ello, 'ello, wink, wink, nudge, nudge."

 

The only font you can actually masturbate to.

M is for "mmmmmmmkay we're finished now."

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