No, we're not making any cheap cream filling jokes. Give us some credit.
There's a cake for every occasion—birthdays, weddings, and of course, those times you’re so pissed off that merely telling someone to “eat a bag of dicks” isn’t enough. This Ace of Cakes-worthy pastry is the most artistic, delicious way possible to inform an asshole in your life that you'd like them to eat a bag of dicks, which are presented here as a popcorn-like movie theater refreshment. Yes, we'd like one bag of dicks—extra pubic hair frosting—and a large diet Sprite. Of course, with movie theater prices today, that's probably like 50 bucks. Try not to eat all the dicks before the previews end.