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You can take it with you.

Some dead lady in Cincinnati, Ohio requested in her will that her surviving German Shepard be killed and then cremated so that they could be buried together.

It's a good thing she didn't have any children.

According to KATU, those responsible for executing the woman's will happen to also be responsible for executing her dog. Much like a Pharaoh in ancient Egypt, this woman will not be making her journey to the afterlife alone. As such, Bella, the dog, is doomed to float down the river Styx. Instead of, you know, chasing sticks. I'm surprised this woman didn't stipulate that a pyramid be erected around her mummified corpse.

Sources: h/t Gawker | KATU