1. As a secret agent.
Dogs. They're loyal, they're trainable, they're friendly. Why aren't we giving them more to do?! Yeah, I know all about bomb-sniffing dogs, seeing-eye dogs, therapy dogs and St. Bernards with their neck-kegs full of brandy, or whatever. These are ideas for how to use your dog EVERY DAY, not just when we need heroics.
2. As a housesitter.
3. As a dog-walker.
Why should you have to get fresh air and exercise, too? (via Reddit)
4. As a way to feel better about not meeting personal goals.
5. As a ticket to the carpool lane.
Don't ask questions. Just drive. (via Reddit)
6. As a pool party starter.
7. As your moral compass alarm (NEVER lock a dog in a parked car).
8. As a butler.
"And your name, sir?" (via anthonyguajardoodoo)
9. As a babysitter.
10. As a quick pick-me-up.
11. As a personal pizza delivery service.
30 minutes or less or else it's probably eaten by a dog. (via Fat Dog Blog)