I ate your card.

Dogs are masters of getting things to disappear and reappear in their poop, so a dog magician doesn't seem like such a big stretch. With the help of human magician Jose Ahonen, the Great Dogzini performs a series of feats that will leave you wondering how he did it and why you can't even train your dog to sit. 

(by Shira Rachel Danan)

Sources: h/t Tastefully Offensive