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Adopting a shelter dog is a really wonderful life experience that you can brag about to everyone you know.

Hey, did you get your dog from a shelter? Does it have special needs? Let me be the first to congratulate you for doing such a good thing. Oh, wait, I can't be the first to congratulate you BECAUSE YOU'VE ALREADY CONGRATULATED YOURSELF SO MANY TIMES.

Just like Amy Schumer's doing in this sketch, I'm not ragging on people who adopt shelter pets. That's a great thing to do! But all the bragging about what a martyr you are for taking in a critter has to stop, guys. You don't see me bragging about my shelter cat here (although maybe I would if I had the balls to adopt this beautiful blue-eyed cat that explodes diarrhea around your house if you don't feed it raw lamb).

Sources: h/t Splitsider | Comedy Central