Looks like we all owe a sincere apology to the hard-working, tax-paying Americans who enjoy safe, responsible use of the brain-melting street drug bath salts. On another note, it's highly recommended that everyone in Florida throw out their weed right now. Whatever strain is being sold down there, it might trigger a slightly more intense case of the munchies than you're used to. Seriously, though, bath salts are completely healthy for anyone who likes to stay up for five days feeling like all of the fires and demons of hell are contained inside your body because you totally won't eat any faces. Oh and also, this might make the whole "zombies are real" thing not that stupid after all. Happy Thursday!