"Biting." "Ouch." (Via CNN)

In an astonishing display of victim blaming and general creepiness, CNN's Don Lemon asked Joan Tarshis, the woman who came forward to accuse Bill Cosby of raping her in 1969, how it was that she could be forced to perform oral sex on the man when she was equipped with a working set of teeth. You know, he didn't "want to be crude" but, couldn't she have just bitten his dick off

Tarshis says that, yes, that would have been a great thing to have thought of at the time, but her head was too muddled by all the drugs Cosby pumped into her. Otherwise, great idea!