"For the Bold" is for the cold. (Via Jeremy Cohn)

As Buffalo residents got suspended in place due to apocalyptic amounts of snow from the now-infamous lake-effect snowfall, the biggest question came: what are we going to do about this abandoned Doritos truck?

Like manna from heaven, a giant truck containing nature's most delicious abomination had been abandoned, and it contained both Nacho Cheese and Cool Ranch.

Jeremy Cohn, a cameraman and editor for Toronto's Global News, posted his firsthand account of the incident to Twitter.