Adult, star Taylor Swift buys domain name TaylorSwift.Porn... just in case.

Adult, star Taylor Swift buys domain name TaylorSwift.Porn... just in case.
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'Cause the 'baters gonna 'bate, 'bate, 'bate, 'bate, 'bate...

Adult, star Taylor Swift buys domain name TaylorSwift.Porn... just in case.

She's been training for this career move her whole life. (via Getty Images)

Remember last month when Tayla bought ITaughtTaylorSwiftHowToGiveHead.Com? Now she's getting ahead with an even more-to-the-point domain purchase: TaylorSwift.Porn.

Excited? Don't expect to see Tay-Tay's ta-tas anytime soon, say the porn experts at CNN. This is just a preemptive strike before new generic top-level domains, or gTLDs, .Porn and .Adult become available to the public and the trolls start building Swift porn sites without her.

Apparently, Microsoft has the same concerns, and has registered Office.Porn. They're probably just trying to avoid the abusive slew of inevitable next-generation Micro- and -soft puns.

No word yet on weather Kim K has bought her .Porn domain yet, or if she is just going to let Ray J take care of it.

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