Here in America, when one of our angry women cuts off their husband's dick, it gets reattached and the husband goes on to do porn. In China, it gets reattached, and the wife sneaks in to the hospital to cut it off again.

Lung and Feng fighting in the hospital parking lot. I don't know why they blurred the image, there aren't any genitals to blur. Maybe he has huge balls?
(via CEN)

Cross your legs, this story gets painful.

Chinese husband and idiot Fan Lung, 32, used his wife's cell phone to send his 21-year-old mistress a "saucy message." Then, when he went to sleep, his wife, Feng, found the message and "grabbed a pair of scissors, stormed into their bedroom and cut off his penis while he was asleep."

Before we get into how she cut his donk off a second time after it was reattached, I demand he be immediately removed from the dick hospital to answer these questions:

What the hell is going on in China that you would use your wife's cell phone? Do couples still have to share phones even though almost all of them are made in China? Did your battery run out? What freak wants his mistress to have his wife's number? Why didn't you erase the message after it was sent?

Sources: The Mirror | The Telegraph | Yahoo