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My dearest, darling, douchebag... (Via Aaron Rush)

Aaron Rush is a poor student with a working printer, and he wants his douchebag bike back, douchebag. 

According to an interview with BuzzFeed, he'd had his douchebag bike stolen from a train station a couple miles from where he works in King's Langley, England. In lieu of going the traditional route of calling the cops, Rush posted this note he left for the douchebag bike thief, along with this description on his Instagram page, "My bike got #stolen from work, insurance should cover it, but I figured I'd try getting it back first..."