How do you not have the same success, OptimusPrim3, with your sweet Ibex-based motto?

I have learned several things this morning while investigating the curious case of a weird-looking kid who has Facebook photos with lots of pretty girls. Is he just cool? Is he a gay best friend? Is he rich? Is he trolling? Who cares? Bodybuilders, that's who, and the ones on's "Misc" forum freaked the f**k out. (Update 8/22: they also freaked out about this post) There are currently 30+ pages of people losing their sh*t over this. It all started with this post from OptimusPrim3 (broken up because bodybuilders like to leave a page of blank space in between each picture):