Jesus that's insane — look at that lunch order! Who could survive that cholesterol?
One of the reasons that people do less drugs than they did in Hunter S. Thompson's time may be that Hunter S. Thompson used up all the drugs. He also, apparently, used up all the cheeseburgers. So whatever you did today (probably nothing) after waking up with a hangover from "getting wasted" (that sound you hear right now is Hunter S. Thompson laughing at you for saying that) — think about how safely and responsibly you are living compared to this guy. Then again, think about how little you are accomplishing compared to this guy. Now excuse us, we're going to go eat ice cream and fettucine Alfredo in a hot tub because that sounds delicious.