These monster truck fans found love. But will they find their way home?

If you're a fan of romance, but find Nicholas Sparks too sappy, and rom-coms too formulaic, and both of them with far too few monster trucks, then this is the love story for you.

While attempting to find out what fans enjoy about monster truck racing, a reporter from Rock 100.5 in Atlanta found a woman so full of love (and possibly booze and pills), she used the opportunity to tell an epic tale about finding the man of her dreams. A dream featuring 5 kids, sex with each other's cousins, and the phrase "I'll do you right here in front of everybody."

Sources: Uproxx