With apologies to Kate Beaton: "Aww yiss. Mother. Fucking. Potato crumbs."

I personally nominate this person to lead a new round of peace talks between the Israelis and the Palestinians. Why? Because if there's one thing I know about this person, it is that she will take what she can get. She will not only take any offer on the table, she will take an offer that's been dropped on the same ground that thousands of people walk on every day, and she will make it seem good. This video was apparently taken after she had already eaten literal money off the floor (see at bottom). Money. The dirtiest thing in existence, both physically and metaphorically. She ate. Money. 

Sources: Mary Massey | Gothamist