Some wake-up calls are simply delicious. (Via Passive-Aggressive Notes)
Let he who has never put some food in the microwave and then passed out before the timer dinged cast the first plate of last night's pizza bites. Seriously though, the only note you should be writing after a night like this person had should be to ask who you owe apologies to and why. That should of course come after you check the mirror to see if anyone wrote any notes in magic marker on your person. Then re-microwave that thing and eat it because it's not like it could go bad. You already cooked it!