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It's time we gave praise to the drunxt. The embarrassing, typo-laden drunk text is a celebration of the human condition. While the rest of the world is relying on auto-correct to fill their texts with humiliating mistakes, the drunxter is shouting against the mechanized future that a human being doesn't need a computer's help to achieve embarrassment. We can do it with nothing more than an unhealthy amount of booze and a slippery thumb.

1. This fiancé.