Destiny's Idiots. (via)
When you see a headline that reads "Three women arrested for twerking outside city hall" it makes you angry. Even if you're not a fan of twerking, this is a free country and if you can't handle a little healthy booty-shaking on public property that's your problem, comrade! No twerking, no peace! Then you get to the actual fine print of the story and learn that the women also "exposed their genitals," one of them while squatting to take a leak between two parked cars (official term for that is "offensive littering!").
Cora Valzquez (middle, rocking the bad girl look from any 80s hair metal video) was at the Beaverton, Oregon municipal court to pay a fine, which she did. Then she and her friend Brittney Medak (right, and so wrong) decided to celebrate Valzquez' accomplishment by twerking outside city hall windows while Leokham Yothsombath (left, pissed!) filmed it for posterity. That might've bothered a few people, but probably wouldn't have gotten them arrested if the the two twerkers didn't expose themselves and Medak didn't "offensively litter" in the parking lot.
The gals drove off after the performance, but someone had already called the cops, who pulled them over and searched their car. What they discovered made it sound like they were traveling in a motorized confiscation bin from Coachella. Cops found cocaine, marijuana, methamphetamine, along with prescription drugs schedule 2 and 4 (the "downbeat" drugs, no wonder they were dancing).
The ladies are being held at Washington County Jail. But if you'd like to see more of them, you will probably be able to catch their original video on an upcoming episode of Tru TV's World's Dumbest.
(by Jonathan Corbett)