Destiny's Idiots. (via)

When you see a headline that reads "Three women arrested for twerking outside city hall" it makes you angry. Even if you're not a fan of twerking, this is a free country and if you can't handle a little healthy booty-shaking on public property that's your problem, comrade! No twerking, no peace! Then you get to the actual fine print of the story and learn that the women also "exposed their genitals," one of them while squatting to take a leak between two parked cars (official term for that is "offensive littering!").