Did they take this photo on the teacher's desk? Do the police not have nicer rulers?

Well, if there's one thing the child of Delaware mother Alice Tull, 30, doesn't need to learn, it's how to bring enough to share. Tull's four-year-old child accidentally took 250 baggies of heroin labeled "Slam" to daycare and started giving out free samples to the other children. According to police, the child thought it was candy, and not in the street-term sense of the word.

Sources: Delaware State Police | Delaware Online