Florida Teen, son of Florida Man. (via WFLA)

This is the kind of story where you hope drugs were involved, because that would at least provide some excuse for a 19-year-old who walked into a Walmart in Florida and jerked off on a stuffed horse.

Police say Sean Johnson escorted a stuffed horse from a shelf in the toy section of the store to the bedding department where he used the horse to masturbate. I guess the bathroom would've been gross. After he finished the act, he put the semen-stained horse back where he found it. The store's Loss Prevention team spotted him acting suspiciously and called the cops who arrested Johnson in the parking lot.

Sources: Gawker