Warning: Not sold at your local probation office.

I'm not one to judge. If you're a convicted criminal out on probation who wants to risk his freedom by getting stoned and watching X-Men: Days of Future Past in the privacy of his home, that's on you. You're an adult; go live your life. That said, you've got to set some solid ground rules for yourself.

Take this guy Alvin Cross, Jr. in Albany, Georgia. He's heading right back into jail for a full year because he accidentally texted "You have some weed?" to his probation officer. Next to "I have three heads in freezer! I want more!!!" that's got to be the worst thing to text to a probation officer. No matter how cool the guy is, he kind of has to follow up on it. It's his job.

Sources: WALB News