12 of the weirdest and most amusing ways people have been caught smuggling contraband.

12 of the weirdest and most amusing ways people have been caught smuggling contraband.
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It's not easy to sneak drugs, exotic animals, and other highly regulated substances across borders.

These people thought they had a foolproof plan for sneaking past customs, but they were hilariously, obviously, overconfident in those plans.

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12 of the weirdest and most amusing ways people have been caught smuggling contraband.
When a lady says she has to "powder her nose," this is literally what she means.

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12 of the weirdest and most amusing ways people have been caught smuggling contraband.
That solid orange color work? It's actually a liquid methadone-like substance smuggled to prisoners to help them beat heroin addiction. Prison is neat!

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12 of the weirdest and most amusing ways people have been caught smuggling contraband.
The only fire this put out was the lame party fire.

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12 of the weirdest and most amusing ways people have been caught smuggling contraband.
Nobody would ever associate a surfer with drugs.

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12 of the weirdest and most amusing ways people have been caught smuggling contraband.
Drugs inside of drugs. Like nesting dolls, but with drugs.
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12 of the weirdest and most amusing ways people have been caught smuggling contraband.
A burrito, stuffed with goat meat, stuffed with drugs.

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12 of the weirdest and most amusing ways people have been caught smuggling contraband.
The bad news is that they're last year's phones, and the worse news is that they were in some dude's underwear.

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12 of the weirdest and most amusing ways people have been caught smuggling contraband.
Never trust anyone with a fanny pack, especially a bird.
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12 of the weirdest and most amusing ways people have been caught smuggling contraband.
That's why they call him "Ol' Pigeon Pants."

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12 of the weirdest and most amusing ways people have been caught smuggling contraband.
No, no post-factory modifications have been made to this van, why?

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12 of the weirdest and most amusing ways people have been caught smuggling contraband.
A hollow pineapple full of cocaine still costs less than a glass of pineapple juice at brunch.
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12 of the weirdest and most amusing ways people have been caught smuggling contraband.
This is a pretty tired method.

 

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