12 of the weirdest and most amusing ways people have been caught smuggling contraband.

12 of the weirdest and most amusing ways people have been caught smuggling contraband.
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It's not easy to sneak drugs, exotic animals, and other highly regulated substances across borders.

These people thought they had a foolproof plan for sneaking past customs, but they were hilariously, obviously, overconfident in those plans.

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When a lady says she has to "powder her nose," this is literally what she means.

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That solid orange color work? It's actually a liquid methadone-like substance smuggled to prisoners to help them beat heroin addiction. Prison is neat!

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The only fire this put out was the lame party fire.

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Nobody would ever associate a surfer with drugs.

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Drugs inside of drugs. Like nesting dolls, but with drugs.
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6.

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A burrito, stuffed with goat meat, stuffed with drugs.

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The bad news is that they're last year's phones, and the worse news is that they were in some dude's underwear.

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Never trust anyone with a fanny pack, especially a bird.
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9.

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That's why they call him "Ol' Pigeon Pants."

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No, no post-factory modifications have been made to this van, why?

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A hollow pineapple full of cocaine still costs less than a glass of pineapple juice at brunch.
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This is a pretty tired method.

 

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