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This is exactly why I always listen to butt-dials. That, and occasional sex noises.

(photo via Craighead Co. Sherrif's Office)

This is Larry Barnett from Jonesboro, Arkansas. He owns a used car business called Legend Motor Company. It gets bad reviews online. He also recently tried to hire someone to murder a former employee, which we know because during that process he butt-dialed his intended victim, who spent the next hour and a half listening to Barnett give the hired goon directions to the former employee's house. Naturally, that former employee, who is as yet unidentified, called the police and informed them that he was currently listening to his own murder being plotted.

Sources: Gawker | KAIT 8