Do you even read, bro?

We're wasting our money on fancy alarms and deadbolts. All we need to do to stop criminals from breaking and entering is mislabeling doors as "push" or "pull." Or, if we're really lucky, we'll get criminals as stupid as this guy trying to break into a Chicago bar. Even though the door was properly labeled as push, he kept trying pull, until finally he gave up and left.

Sources: DNAInfo Chicago | h/t Gawker