We're never going to ask our cleaning woman to iron our bedsheets again.
We've all had a messy commute before. But for us the only time we ever commandeered public transportation was when the driver got shot and that mad bomber promised to detonate the bus we were on if we went below 55. We can only assume this cleaning woman overreacted upon discovering that she got on the local, so she decided to turn it into an express. The cleaning woman was injured, but that's nothing compared to the damage done to her references.