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The suspect is apparently every guy I saw at the Neutral Milk Hotel show last week.

Okay, look. The idea of a man breaking into your home and stealing your iPhone while you're upstairs putting your kids to bed is pretty scary all by itself. But the idea of a man breaking into your home and stealing nothing, but using your iPhone to take a quick self-portrait before quietly slipping away is a whole different level of terrifying. I mean, you can understand why a person would steal a phone. That is terrible, but it makes sense. But risking jail time to take a quick incriminating photograph and then just leaving is so weird and unreasonable that there's no way your brain can process it.

Sources: CBS Denver | h/t Gawker