Not pictured here: everything you're picturing in your head right now.
(via Winnebago County Sheriff's Office)

A guy walks into a bank with a loaded gun and his swinging dick. Which do you look at last? His face. That's my best guess, anyway, as to the logic that led Ezekial Deanda, 32, to rob an Associated Bank buck-naked on Friday in Rockford, IL.

Why he decided to rob a bank at all is anyone's guess (and, let's face it, probably not as hilarious), but props to him for choosing one that starts with "Ass."

Sources: Mirror