A hot new Instagram account called @shotta_texts_ldn is compiling texts received by the citizens of London from their trusty neighborhood drug dealers. As many of you know (don't pretend you don't), drug dealers can be pretty pushy once they've got your number, and they're surprisingly indiscreet when it comes to creating a permanent digital transcript of your illegal business relationship. When you read through examples written in charming English slang, it creates a nearly endless supply of online entertainment. Just check out some of these gems:

Sources: @shotta_texts_ldn