Don't call the cops with consumer complaints. Especially if that complaint is about meth. That's what one man in this redditor's hometown did recently, leading to one of the best cautionary tales about the effects of drugs, the risks of buying drugs, and the risks of involving the cops in your drug purchasing process. He tried to call the cops because he thought his dealer sold him something that wasn't the meth he paid for. After doing whatever cops do to test for meth, they issued their own review: