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If someone texts you "send me a pic" while you're arranging a drug deal, you should probably stop what you're doing.

His neck is very clean-shaven.
His neck is very clean-shaven.

A few weeks ago, a Captain of the Martin County Sheriff’s Narcotics Unit in Florida (of course it was Florida) started receiving texts from a random number. For some reason, 29-year-old William Lamberson had the wrong number for a weed hook-up, and instead confirming the identity of the person he was planning to trade illegal drugs with, just kept texting him for some drugs. The cop played along with Lamberson's conversation, posing as a drug dealer in what ended up being a pretty hilarious series of text exchanges:

Sources: Facebook/Martin County Sheriff's Office