Even though he was committing crimes, his butt was honest.
Or maybe his butt was super stoned and paranoid? (via Thinkstock)
Three men in Alpine, CA were surprised earlier this week when they discovered that someone was listening in on their conversation about making hash oil and trying to lure a police officer they drove by into a car chase. The person listening in was a 911 operator, because one of the men had totally butt-dialed emergency services... while they were talking about a whole bunch of illegal shit. The 911 operator traced the call and sent officers to the scene, where they found over 90 pot plants.
Sgt. Kirk Thompson told U-T San Diego, "They vehemently denied calling 911 until we called his phone back, and showed him on his phone where he had called us." That's when the butt-dialer could no longer deny his butt's betrayal.
The article also notes that the police officer the men drove by "was eating yogurt, but his presence made the three nervous." This means that I will be using "he was eating yogurt" as my new euphemism for "he was acting totally casual."