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Someone reported seeing a dim bulb on the ground. It was determined to be that guy.

There's not much to do in Nebraska besides lay outside and look at the stars. And get really, really freaked out by one of them. Venus is also called the Morning Star, because it usually shows up right before the sun arrives - at about, oh 5:45 a.m. in this case - but again, we'll assume this useful information is not available in Holdredge, NE. On the plus side, at least the cops there will definitely come to your house for just about anything.

Sources: redditor notanative