Crime pays fine. It's stupid crime that doesn't.

Stupid Move #347: Money carries disease. Don't put it in your mouth.

Despite what the news portrays, crime in America has fallen consistently and dramatically since the high-water mark in the early 90s. After reading the story of Dillan Thompson and Dorian Walker, who took 17 selfies on a stolen iPad and uploaded a video to YouTube where they flashed $5,000 in stolen cash at a Burger King (so probably more like $4,987.50 at that point) while using their real names, I'm starting to fear that the drop in crime may actually be related to our struggling schools. How many would-be criminals are simply too stupid to commit crimes in 2015? It's a worrying thought.

Sources: ABC 13 Houston | redditor the_sloppy_J