I'd like to use my one phone call now. (via WKYT)

A Kentucky man arrested for shoplifting and public intoxication got slapped with extra charges for pulling a classic prank while he was still in jail. 

Apparently, cops are letting perps use their cell phones while they are locked up, so Michael Harp, shoplifter and 10-year-old boy trapped in a 29-year-old man's body, took the opportunity to call in a five pizza order from Domino's under the name of the officer who arrested him to the precinct where he was being held . 

Sources: WKYT | h/t Gawker