L. Scott Briscoe, attorney at law, has seen some sh*t in the trenches of justice. Throughout his 19 years practicing law in West Virginia, Mr. Briscoe has encountered some of the most hilarious alibis and excuses that border on the unbelievable.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Lucky for you, Briscoe has been graciously sharing these anecdotes for years, and they're just now beginning to go viral. Enjoy, and don't make the same mistakes as these lazy criminals (and also don't commit crimes).
Make new friends.
Call an Uber.