Lawyer's hilarious legal advice is based on ridiculous true stories from West Virginia.

Lawyer's hilarious legal advice is based on ridiculous true stories from West Virginia.
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L. Scott Briscoe, attorney at law, has seen some sh*t in the trenches of justice. Throughout his 19 years practicing law in West Virginia, Mr. Briscoe has encountered some of the most hilarious alibis and excuses that border on the unbelievable.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Free Legal Tip of the Day #1 DO NOT post photos of yourself committing crimes A, B, and C. They will become State's Exhibits 1, 2, and 3.

Posted by L. Scott Briscoe's Free Legal Tips on Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Lucky for you, Briscoe has been graciously sharing these anecdotes for years, and they're just now beginning to go viral. Enjoy, and don't make the same mistakes as these lazy criminals (and also don't commit crimes).

Make new friends.

Free Legal Tip of the Day #2 When using a friend's urine in an attempt to pass a drug screen, drug test your friend first.

Posted by L. Scott Briscoe's Free Legal Tips on Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Call an Uber.

Free Legal Tip of the Day #4 Do not ask the victim with a restraining order against you for a ride to court for a hearing to determine whether you have violated your restraining order.

Posted by L. Scott Briscoe's Free Legal Tips on Friday, February 21, 2014

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Crotchety.

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Direct directions.


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Costume change.

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Complain to your drug dealer in private.

No pajamas. Especially not Playboy pajamas.

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Drug burrito. Enough said.

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