Drunk, shirtless genius picks worst possible people to help him find his weed.

Drunk, shirtless genius picks worst possible people to help him find his weed.
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Meet Dennis Wagner. Dennis got a little drunk and lost his weed. He also seems to have also lost his shirt. Fortunately for Dennis, there were friendly Alliance, OH neighborhood police officers around to ask for help.

Drunk, shirtless genius picks worst possible people to help him find his weed.
"Who am I? What year is it?"

Unfortunately, those police offers were wearing body cams and released this video to the public.

If you listen closely, you can hear our shirtless hero explain to the cops that he "lost a little bit of my marijuana."

As WKBN reported, the cops found his tiny stash within seconds amongst the grass. Of course, the officers kept the weed for "evidence," but they did give Wagner a ticket and a court summons. 

The lesson here is: If you are prone to losing your weed, stay off the grass. 

Also, never talk to the cops about your drugs. Ever. 

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