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He's not the hero the Internet needs, deserves, or wants. But he's there. That's something.

Oh, Batman bin Suparman, what happened to you? Sometime around 2008, perhaps earlier, the above photo of a Singaporean ID card began circulating the Internet because of obvious reasons. Everyone was, of course, delighted he existed and hoped only for the best from this aspiring hero. Sadly, he has just been sent to jail for breaking into a store on two separate nights and stealing $450 worth of goods, as well as stealing his brother's ATM card and roughly $550 in US dollars, and one charge of consuming heroin. That little spree was pretty naughty, and combined with Singapore's famously strict judicial system, Batman bin Suparman will now go to jail for three years (where, presumably, he will train and escape and meet the future Bane).

Sources: Gawker | News.com.au | Language Log - University of Pennsylvania