And is there a Mrs. Cocaine?
A Florida judge was taken aback when he learned the name of the Fort Lauderdale defendant brought before him for drug possession.
"My last name is Cocaine," Mr. Edward Cocaine said, which appeared to make Count Judge John Jay Hurley enjoy his job more than he has in years, based on the Sun-Sentinel video below.
The video shows Cocaine's lawyer attempting to soldier on with the proceedings before realizing the judge had pretty much ordered an unofficial recess so everyone could point and laugh.