We're sure the cops were really impressed with your gravity bong rips.

So, a Danish lady got her cellphone stolen on the way to Copenhagen Airport. If this sounds like the start of a joke, that's because it is: her phone had that annoying feature where it automatically uploads any pictures you take to the Internet. Why is it that cellphone thieves always seem to take a bunch of photos with their ill-gotten gear (or the ones that get caught, anyway)? Not only did the police catch them based on the photos, but the victim recognized the guy (below) that was next to her on the ride to the airport. Such a shame, he turned to crime when all he really wanted was pictures of himself in front of large balloon hearts. Go all the way to the bottom to see his emotionally deep selfies:

Sources: Redditor SofieO